Justin and the B Peeps

Once upon a time…there was Justin. And he was a freak, but in a good way. And when he first met his cousin Andy he bit him on the ear and Andy was like ‘waaahhh!’ because they were babies and then they were older and Andy was like “dude, this kid is beast” and Justin was like “hey, I could do so many experiments on him” so they were bffs. And then they lived together and they were like brothers and then there was Taylor because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Justin? And then Andy was gone because he had to go fight bad guys like Indiana Jones except not really because he was in the army and he wasn’t afraid of snakes or looking for ancient artifacts. And then Taylor and Justin were still friends…………and then Andy was back but he was all messed up but then he was better and he was like “oh my gosh Justin has friends” and so he was friends with Taylor because you have to respect somebody who is friends with Justin for that long. And then there was Kayla and she was housesitting for Taylor because Taylor was her cousin and I don’t know she probably asked her to or something or whatever but Andy and Justin were housesitting too because they can because they know where Taylor’s key is so Kayla freaked out because she has a man problem so she locked them in the closet with the brooms and called 911 but before the cops could take them away Taylor was like “wait…oops” so it was all good. Except is wasn’t because Kayla still didn’t like them but then they slowly all became friends and they all became obsessed with the idea that an ancient myth of the civilization of Bryazoa was still out there somewhere. What nerds. So they spent all their free time researching it in the library and at their house because they all lived together which is slightly awkward but how would we know that? And then they went on epic adventures to find the missing pages and did cool stuff like Indiana Jones again and Andy was like “hey, this is familiar” and then they went to Peru and Justin was snoring and screeching funny sounds and Taylor was like “shut up” but then these creepy tribes guys were like “no YOU shut up” but they didn’t actually say that because they don’t speak English. So they took the b peeps to their home which was Bryazoa and the B peeps were like “yaaay” and they started talking in Bryazonian and the Bryazonians were like “hey, these guys can speak out language, let’s give them magical water” and so the water made the B Peeps special magic scars glow and the Bryazonians were like “THE CHOSEN ONES!” and then they lived there for a little while but the Bryazonians were sick so the B Peeps went home and searched for a doctor trustworthy to handle a trip through the Andes with Justin because Justin is a lot to handle when he is excited and they found one named Steve, or maybe he was named something else but Justin called him Steve, who helped find a cure for the Bryazonians sickness and fell in love with a native and lived happily ever after but the B Peeps had to go home and when they tried to come back they couldn’t because it was like Narnia so once they saved Bryazoa they couldn’t go back unless summoned or whatever weird stuff like that…so yeah. They went home and stuff. The End.
-K