Izi and the A Peeps

Once upon a time…there was Izi. And she was very special. There was a prophecy about her but she wouldn’t know that because no one ever knows when there’s a prophecy about them. And her mom drowned in a lake because that’s what people do sometimes in lakes and her dad fled to earth to live in the mountains and Izi was like “hey, I’m a horse” and then her dad went back to Armasia and saw the lake and there was a flustern which is whisper in French but it isn’t a whisper in Armasia it’s an emotion flaring machine and so he drowned himself in the lake…sad. And so Izi was ALL ALONE. Until she met Riddle and Riddle made her happy because he makes everyone happy and they were friends once he left the city and they traveled together. And then there was Shayla who had basically the most depressing life ever and she was wandering around wallowing in self-pity but not really and she was a pica and Riddle was hungry and you can see where this is going but then Riddle was a raven but only because Shayla was a falcon first and then Shayla was a human and so was Riddle and the Shayla fainted because wow. And then Izi was like “cool, can I keep it?” because she is so funny like that and then Shayla woke up and she was like freaking out so she went on a walk but of course with her luck she almost died in a rock slide but a mysterious stranger with muscles like TREES saved her and Riddle found her and was like "dude, get a grip” but she woke up and told them about him so Riddle was like “fine, I’ll go stalk him like a creeper” but Trigger- the tree guy- caught on and was like “go away!” and Riddle was like “Uh- I don’t think so!” but then he did because of the tree muscles and then Shayla was like “ugh!” so she made them talk to each other like toddlers and they were kind of like “uhh- this is weird.” And then they decided to be friends because it was some kid’s birthday which made Shayla cry because her kid never HAD a birthday because it died inside of her  And Izi had to be the peacekeeper because everyone else was so dysfunctional. So then they found Armasia and these funny elf people told them that they were prophesized to rule Armasia and then gave them tea and Riddle was like “hahahahahahaha” and then they went back to earth and continued life as awesome shifter people who find things that come out of Armasia and say “go back in there right now” and then one day they went in there and the bad guys were getting really bad so the A peeps gathered an army- RAWR- and fought the bad guys and ruled as kings and queens which is a really scary thought to think of Izi as queen but that’s what happened. Then they were like immortal and they lived for a long long long long long long long time and then they were like “hey, let’s go do other stuff” so they lived in different places for a long time until they met up in earth and were happy to be together even though they were super old and Izi used a walker and chewed on random stuff with her gums because her teeth were gone because that’s what happens when you’re 14,000 years old. Then the S peeps found them and were like “save us!” so they did and they died but they were happy. The End.
-K