Eva and the Shifters

Once upon a time…there was Eva. And she was beautiful. And her last name rhymed with her first name. Eva Consuela. Ha. And she had 4 million siblings and two parents because it would be weird if she had more than two parents and her family didn’t have enough money so they were like “GO WORK” and she was like “ok” so she ran to work because she is super-fast like a cheetah except not just LIKE a cheetah, A CHEETAH because she was a shifter. And then she met Austin and she was like “hey, this guy is cool” and he was like “Hey, she’s fast.” So they were bffs. And then she met Solomon and he was like “RRRAAWWWRRR” and he beat all these guys up like a beast and she was like “dude, what the heck?” and he was like “whatever” because he is too cool to talk to other people. So then he went to stay in Austin’s inn and she saw him there and was like super curious because she is also a squirrel and because you’d have to be curious about somebody who beats people up like that. In the rain. So then they met Leviathan and he was all calm and cool and they were like ‘hey, this guy is cool”. And then these bad people came and arrested Solomon and Austin and Leviathan and then Leviathan escaped and went to Eva and was like “let’s rescue Austin!” and he puffed out his chest like Superman and she was like “Yeah.” So they did. And then Austin and Leviathan left but Eva had to stay behind to make money for her 4 million siblings. Then Solomon showed up and Eva was like “WHAT THE HECK! I AM SO ANGRY AT YOU.” And he was like “I’m sorry, where’s Austin?” and she was like “They left” and he was like “NO!!!!!!” so they went to save them and then they found them and they realized how bad the bad people because they hurt Leviathan even though he is a lion and then the bad people were trying to break into earth and Solomon was like “that’s bad” so they tried to shut down the portals but the A Peeps were like “HEY! Don’t do that.” So they didn’t and then there was a price on Solomon’s head and Eva was like “MONEY!!!” so she was going to turn him in but Shayla was like “Don’t do that….” So she didn’t. Then they were looking for them in earth and they found them and they were like “bad people are doing bad things….come help us.” And the a peeps were like “ok” so they saved the day but sacrificed themselves because they are so noble and the s peeps were like “nooo…” but they got over it and lived happily ever after. The End.
-K